Wednesday, June 20, 2018

3 jokes JJD

What do you call a banana that fell in a bowl of chocolate mud?
Banana Pudding

What is meatier than a meatball?
A meat-eor

Why did the grandma go to the chicken pen?
She needed some ink for a writing assignment

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

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when I grow up - jjd

When I grow up
When I grow up I want to become a professional twitch streamer and win a trophy at pro am e3. I would also love to get  a masters degree and 7 PhD's then become a streamer full time and get paid 20$ for each sub and 2$ for each view!!!
Sincerely, Joseph

summer 2k18 plans - jjd

My 2018 summer plans
I want to go fishing and get the new Black ops call of duty game. I would also like to set a goal for the end of the summer, my goal is to reach rebirth 1000 in mining simulator   https://web.roblox.com/games/1417427737/Mining-Simulator
Those we're some of my plans for this summer!!
Love, Joseph

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

20120815 SMD- Children's story

20120815 SMD- Children's story

Squirt the baby Sea Turtle was a very curious little turtle. His mother, Isabella, was always worried when Squirt would go play. One great day under the sea, Squirt started 1st grade! He didn't go to kindergarten,because Isabella knew Squirt was way to smart to even bother going. On Squirts first day of school,he was nervous but also really excited to meet new people. He met some nice creatures! He met, Jessie the Jellyfish. Ollie the Octopus,and another Sea Turtle, his name was Sebastian. They had the same class together and they all loved having each other around. Then one day,Greg the Great White Shark noticed how much fun Squirt and his friends were having and had to stop it. Greg didn't like being happy and since he didn't he thought know one else should either. He was always grouchy. Greg always picked on all the kids,but he loved picking on Squirt. Squirt would ignore him,but eventually Squirt spoke up. Isabella wasn't feeling well & it worried Squirt. He was having a bad day and Greg made it even worse. Squirt told Greg, "You're a big bully Greg!!! You might not enjoy being happy but other kids do!!!! Maybe if you weren't always mean you could see how great it is to be happy & have amazing friends!!!". Greg went home that night and realized that he was always unhappy and he didn't exactly know why,he wanted friends so he went to Squirt. Squirt and everyone else were surprised to what they just heard! Greg apologized to everyone in school and told them how he learned his lesson. "Just because I'm not happy,doesn't mean I need to be rude to everyone!!!", Squirt was very proud of Greg and he became very close friends with Squirt & the rest of the group.


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08152012 Jaime's children's story

08152012 Jaime's children's story

Sandy's New Toy

Sandy the turtle loved to play with seashells, but on her birthday she got the greatest seashell toy in the world. It was a pink horn sea shell. Sandy loved it so much, but her little sister Jenny wanted a sea shell horn too, So her parents went to the store and bought her one. Sandy was so mad. She thought that Jenny always got what she wanted, but she knew she had to be nice to everyone.
One day sandy lost her new shell so she asked Jenny if she could play with hers. Jenny cried and cried. She did not want to share her shell horn. Sandy didn't complain at all because she knew if she wanted something, whining would not help at all.
Her parents noticed how good she was being and they told her that they were very happy with her behavior, so they let sandy know that they had taken her horn to see what she would do. They also told jenny that since she had been so mean to her sister that she couldn't have her shell horn for one whole month. Sandy got her shell back and now she would always remember to be nice to others even if they're not being nice to you.


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Thursday, August 2, 2012

2012082 SMD 3 memories

2012082 SMD 3 memories

1.I've never really given thought to how I want to get married. I've always liked the idea of getting married at a beach. I'd wear a long,but not big and puffy dress. It would be white of course and then my bridesmaids would wear aqua colored dresses that were to there knees. I would want them long but too long and I don't want them short!! They would carry blue and white flowers and I would carry the same colors but different flowers. There would be an arch we my husband and I would stand and the seats for the guests would be comfortable chairs. There would be white and blue petals on the ground of the aisle way. Then the chairs that were next to the aisle,there would be white ribbons on them. When it was time to pronounce us married and we kiss, two dolphins would jump out of the water and make a heart,doves would randomly appear,and sharks would jump in and out of the water!!! Everyone would cheer and then dancers in the skirts and coconuts would come out and start dancing. Then my husband an me would get on a magic carpet and float away to our honey moon.

2.My first house would be small,but not too small. It would have 2 levels. A middle level and a upstairs. It would also have a pool in the back yard. It would also have a secret laboratory! The stairs to go upstairs are only 5 steps. The main level would have the living room,kitchen,and dinner table. The upstairs would have a main bedroom and bathroom and 2 extra rooms. One would be a guest bedroom and the other would be a library/study room. My husband and I would have great jobs,so paying it would be okay. We would buy most of our furniture from Ikea. Our pool would be has big as the one in our backyard. My house would be awesome!!

3. When I have my first baby,I don't mind if it's a boy or a girl. If I had a girl I would name her Alana. I would turn the guest bedroom to her room. I'd make the walls a light pink and the theme of her room would be butterflies. I would do her hair and put her in the cutest outfits!!! She also had a butterfly pillow that could actually fly! The butterfly would help me watch Alana. She would grow up and be beautiful!


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O8022012 Jaime

O8022012 Jaime

The day I got married was the best day of my life. The ceremony was gorgeous. Their we're pink and white flowers every where and the church was packed full with our friends and family. It was the perfect place and day to say I do. After the ceremony was the reception. I planned for the guests to have a cocktail hour before we all dined. The guests had the arranged tables that had preset seatings. On a table by the entrence there were ale tags that said all of the guests names and the tables they were to sit at. The tables were named by a type of flower and the tables flower was on the actual table. It was beautiful and our first dance was amazing too.
Moving into our first house was not as easy as getting married was. The house we got was right on the highest we wanted to pay. It was so beautiful and not to small. It was exciting to move into the house, but it took a while to fully move in and unpack, especially since we were expecting a new family member later in the month.
Having the baby was an exciting experience. She was the most beautiful baby I had ever seen. Her blue eyes sparkled and her dark hair shined in the light. When my husband held her he look amazed and in awe. He was happier then I had ever seen him before. I was thinking about how she would look when she grew up and what she would work for and what her children would look like. So many things were going through my head. When i got to hold her for the first time I felt her warm finger reach for mine. The only other thing that I could wish for were more memories as great as these.


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Wednesday, August 1, 2012

08012012 Jaime

08012012 Jaime

I have had so many great memories, but some of the greatest memories have happened in the fall. The first one was starting school for the first time. I remember being so excited to go to school that I sang a funny song. It went like "I'm going to school today, I'm going to school today, I'm going to school today, for pooh bear". I thought it was funny when I watched the video years later. I also remember seeing my mother hiding behind a tree taking a video of me going to school. It was funny seeing her try to hide.
The next fall memory I have was trying out for cheer leading for the first time. I had never tried out for a sport before so I was pretty nervous. I was also pretty shy in the beginning of middle school. I met a girl named Kayla Decarlo who was also trying out for cheer leading for the first time which helped me calm my nerves a little even though she was a year older then me. We became good friends through cheer tryouts. I made the team even though I was nowhere near being as good as I should have. I am so glad now that I did try out for cheerleading now.
The last fall memory that has changed my life is the first high school pep rally that I had ever done. I really enjoyed it because I love performing and my Jv team did better then the varsity team that year. I also remember being so excited because I was front and center for every single move in the performance. The performance was so great that the varsity coach noticed my skills which helped me move up into her team. I really enjoyed my first highs school pep rally experiance.


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2012081 SMD 3 winter memories

2012081 SMD 3 winter memories

1.One great winter memory was when we got a huge snow storm!!! There was snow every where! It looked like a huge white,sparkly blanket. Jaime and Me we're so excited!!! School was canceled a lot!!! It was beautiful to just look at the snow. The ground was covered,not a single place without snow. When we went out to play in it,there was so much snow that Jaime came up with a cool idea. We made a little slide,a little play ground, and a fort!!! Daddy and Joseph made a huge snow man. The snow was so beautiful and I had so much fun watching it fall and playing in it. When it was falling I would look up and the cold snow would hit my face, but it was pretty looking up at the sky. I love watching the snow!

2. Another winter memory is getting ready for Christmas. I love listening to Christmas music,putting the tree up,decorating the tree, and a whole lot of other things. I get so joyful when I listen to Christmas music. I love Christmas time, because you can decorate your house and spend time with your family and sit my the fire. I love the feeling I get at winter time. I can't really express it but it makes me really happy around winter. I enjoy the gray sky's and the blanket of snow on the ground.

3. When we lived in the apartments, we had to wake up at 4 in the morning to open presents. I remember Mommy waking us up and Jaime and Me came down our stairs that were attached to our beds and I was already running out to the living room and Jaime was right behind me, but had to go back because she forgot her glasses on the dresser!!! Everyone was awake except for Joseph. We all woke him up and he came out shocked and excited! He saw a toy fire truck. It was so cute watching his little feet run and his eyes light up as soon as he walked into that living room! Then Mommy and Daddy's went to smoke and we had to wait to open presents. Jaime,Joseph, and I ,were super upset. We were tired,but stayed awake and happy. I actually enjoyed waking up early. I was so excited and happy! It was really fun.


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Friday, July 27, 2012

Christmas memories. July 27, 2012 JMA

Christmas memories. July 27, 2012 JMA

My favorite Christmas memory is when my little brother was having his second Christmas because it had some funny moments. One of them was when we got up my little brother did not want to wake up, but when we finally got him out of his bed he walked out half asleep. He was half asleep until he saw his new red fire truck that he could ride in. Then he finally wanted to get started. Another way that made that Christmas funny is what happened to the video recorder. Every year my mother likes to record the Christmas's. That year we were playing with a toy cleaning set that my little brother, Joseph, got. While we were playing I accidentally hit the camera and it fell down and of course I wasn't thinking and I faced the camera the wrong way and it took like fifteen minutes for anyone to notice. I get reminded of that incident every time I watch the video. That was a fun christmas.


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Date: Jul 27, 2012 4:40 PM
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20120727 SMDsummer memories

1. One great summer memory is when we all went to North Carolina. Jaime and I were extremely excited! We were on the way to NC and I remember I was sick, but I ended up being ok. We got to a nice hotel and went to the beach. I got a shark board and I really enjoyed going to the different stores. There were a lot of really cool stuff. I liked waking up and going to eat then just spending the day at the beach. The hotel was really close to the beach. I had so much fun!

2. Another fun memory was when we went to Florida! We went to Disneyland & Sea World!!! It was extremely fun!!! I liked riding in the  airplanes and looking out the window. I remember waking up at like 6 and watching the dolphins jump out of the ocean and when mommy was sitting at the beach and Jaime and I were playing in the ocean. We were in this cool float and the waves kept pulling us farther in. It was really fun!!!

3. There's a lot of memory's we have over summer. One that I enjoy a lot is going to Kings Dominion or Six Flags!!! I love riding the roller coasters and the ride to get there. I like this one ride at Six Flags,its a water ride and u get really wet!!!! It was the first ride we got on when we first got there. I don't think I like one over the other. There was a fake shark hanging on a huge rope and I thought it was so cool!!!! Kings Dominion was fun too. I like the white water canon!!!  I got to ride the volcano for the first time and I really enjoyed it!!! I still haven't rode the shock wave though. I really hope we go to Six Flags or Kings Dominion!!


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20120727 SMDsummer memories

20120727 SMDsummer memories

1. One great summer memory is when we all went to North Carolina. Jaime and I were extremely excited! We were on the way to NC and I remember I was sick, but I ended up being ok. We got to a nice hotel and went to the beach. I got a shark board and I really enjoyed going to the different stores. There were a lot of really cool stuff. I liked waking up and going to eat then just spending the day at the beach. The hotel was really close to the beach. I had so much fun!

2. Another fun memory was when we went to Florida! We went to Disneyland & Sea World!!! It was extremely fun!!! I liked riding in the airplanes and looking out the window. I remember waking up at like 6 and watching the dolphins jump out of the ocean and when mommy was sitting at the beach and Jaime and I were playing in the ocean. We were in this cool float and the waves kept pulling us farther in. It was really fun!!!

3. There's a lot of memory's we have over summer. One that I enjoy a lot is going to Kings Dominion or Six Flags!!! I love riding the roller coasters and the ride to get there. I like this one ride at Six Flags,its a water ride and u get really wet!!!! It was the first ride we got on when we first got there. I don't think I like one over the other. There was a fake shark hanging on a huge rope and I thought it was so cool!!!! Kings Dominion was fun too. I like the white water canon!!! I got to ride the volcano for the first time and I really enjoyed it!!! I still haven't rode the shock wave though. I really hope we go to Six Flags or Kings Dominion!!


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20120727 SMD summer memories (fixed)

20120727 SMDsummer memories

1. One great summer memory is when we all went to North Carolina. Jaime and I were extremely excited! We were on the way to NC and I remember I was sick, but I ended up being ok. We got to a nice hotel and went to the beach. I got a shark board and I really enjoyed going to the different stores. There were a lot of really cool stuff. I liked waking up and going to eat then just spending the day at the beach. The hotel was really close to the beach. I had so much fun!

2. Another fun memory was when we went to Florida! We went to Disneyland & Sea World!!! It was extremely fun!!! I liked riding in the airplanes and looking out the window. I remember waking up at like 6 and watching the dolphins jump out of the ocean and when mommy was sitting at the beach and Jaime and I were playing in the ocean. We were in this cool float and the waves kept pulling us farther in. It was really fun!!!

3. There's a lot of memory's we have over summer. One that I enjoy a lot is going to Kings Dominion or Six Flags!!! I love riding the roller coasters and the ride to get there. I like this one ride at Six Flags,its a water ride and u get really wet!!!! It was the first ride we got on when we first got there. I don't think I like one over the other. There was a fake shark hanging on a huge rope and I thought it was so cool!!!! Kings Dominion was fun too. I like the white water canon!!! I got to ride the volcano for the first time and I really enjoyed it!!! I still haven't rode the shock wave though. I really hope we go to Six Flags or Kings Dominion!!


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Wednesday, July 25, 2012

07252012- memory-j

07252012- memory-j

I have many great memories that have happened over the summer. My best memory happened when I was eight years old. It was when I went to Florida. I rode a plane for the first time that I would actually know what was happening. On one of the flights my sister and I got pins and a radio next to our seats. When we got to Florida we stayed at disney and sea world for a day each. Then we went to Daytona beach for two days. I really enjoyed the beach and the parks.
The next summer memory I have is the day i got two new best friends. Their names were Bob and Bella. I remember eating pizza in our old apartment and two little kittens walked out of the play room. I thought that they were so cute and little. I was so excited two have two new pets. Bob was grey, black, white and very playful. Bella was all black and a little skittish. I loved them so much.
Another summer memory is my dog Simon's birthday. We had ate chicken and rice that night for dinner. We had leftovers so we gave him some of the rice and made a cake looking food bowl. He enjoyed it a lot. We also bought him a frisbee. My mother took a picture of him getting it and he looked really funny in the picture. He looked evil in it. I liked celebrating his birthday a lot that year.


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20120725 SMDsummer memories

20120725 SMDsummer memories

1. One great summer memory is when we all went to North Carolina. Jaime and I were extremely excited! We were on the way to NC and I remember I was sick, but I ended up being ok. We got to a nice hotel and went to the beach. I got a shark board and I really enjoyed going to the different stores. There were a lot of really cool stuff. I liked waking up and going to eat then just spending the day at the beach. The hotel was really close to the beach. I had so much fun!

2. Another fun memory was when we went to Florida! We went to Disneyland & Sea World!!! It was extremely fun!!! I liked riding in the airplanes and looking out the window. I remember waking up at like 6 and watching the dolphins jump out of the ocean and when mommy was sitting at the beach and Jaime and I were playing in the ocean. We were in this cool float and the waves kept pulling us farther in. It was really fun!!!

3. There's a lot of memory's we have over summer. One day we watched a movie outside. It was a horse movie and it was really cool!!!! It was pointed to the back of the house and it was huge!!!!!! We had blankets laying on the grass,water bottles,and some snacks. It was fun staying outside and watching a movie. I think it would have been cool if we were all on floats in the pool!! I enjoyed it on the ground though! Only bad thing,is when the mosquitoes come after you,but that's why we have bug spray! It was really fun!


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